Yesterday was the day I completely rocked as a cyclist. I should've known the day was going to be so fantastic when, in the morning, I cut my thumb as I was making breakfast. On our way out for a little cyclocross training the day was set when John accidentally cut me off and I went for a nice dive into the pavement. This splendid performance was accompanied by the longest manly-ist yell. When we finally hit the trail I masterfully missed running over a small child. Who knew I was so talented. Then, I had a nice little fall going up hill off all things. Yes, I know I'm amazing. The bike slide off the trail as I was trying to power my way up this hill and as the big winner that I am I couldn't get out of my pedals fast enough, so my bike and my elbow went off the trail into a big rock. After that it was just amazing feats one after another as my body totally gave up on riding and my stomach followed suit. I know what you're thinking... I am the most incredible rider ever!! :)
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