In Carry On Luggage you can bring:
- Baby formula and breast milk ONLY if a baby or small child is traveling
- All prescription and over-the-counter medications (liquids, gels, and aerosols) including KY jelly, eye drops, and saline solution for medical purposes; -- Thankfully KY Jelly was listed first
- Liquids including water, juice, or liquid nutrition or gels for passengers with a disability or medical condition -- The rest of the passengers? Too f'in bad.
- Life-support and life-sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs; -- I'd rather check my liver thank you very much
- Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and, -- This is just plain funny
- Toy Transformer Robots -- But not REAL Transformer Robots (this was really on the list)
In Checked Luggage Only:
- Cattle Prods
- Throwing Stars
- Nunchakus
- Cheese in pressurized containers
- Jell-O's
- Canned or jarred goods such as soup, sauces, peanut butter, fruits, vegetables and jellies
- Gel shoe inserts - Gel shoe inserts are not permitted, but shoes constructed with gel heels are allowed and must be removed and screened.
- Ice picks
- Meat cleavers
- Sabers or Swords
After reviewing this list Scott pointed out that cattle prods and pressurized cheese was a dangerous combo, while Alia just questioned who exactly was traveling with both a gel-filled bra and a cattle prod.
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