Recent Nonsense

There for a while I really wanted to dress up like Wonder Woman for Halloween. I was pumped to wear those crazy arm bands and red boots and feather my hair back. Last week I went with a friend to a costume store and guess what they had? A Wonderwoman suit. I was pumped. I tried it on and then realized I would have to get completely hammered to even think about wearing what is essentially a skimpy bathing suit out and about. I tried on a couple other things which I liked much more, but after scanning over the prices decided I'd rather not blow $50-$60 on a costume. $50 for barely three feet of cheap fabric and a plastic belt. Humph.

We have a skunk that lives in the neighborhood. I've smelled him before but it wasn't until the other day that I ever saw him. The damn thing was huge and scared the hell out of me. It was early in the morning and I was on my way out of the house to go to work when I saw that huge smelly thang. I flicked the light on and off and waited for a minute to let him run off to hide and then tiptoed out of the house looking around the corners for him. When I saw that it was all clear I ran to my car. I know I'm completely insane, but I was so sure that the little bastard was waiting around the corner for me to make my move so he could chase me to my car and destory me.