On my commute to work this morning I got stuck behind a crazy lady swerving all over the road. She kept drifting over into the next lane then jerking back into the lane she was suppose to be in. When she'd jerk her car back she would almost run into guardrails on the side of the road. In Lafayette, I thought she was going to run into a pole with her swerving around, she nearly did. I tried to pass her a couple times, but like all asshole drivers she'd speed up as I got next to her. She almost hit me in one of her drifting into the other lane episodes. Eventually I ended up having to drive behind her, with some distance of course, until I turned off of 287. The whole time I was trying to figure out what her deal was. Was she drunk? It was freakin' 6:45 am though. Maybe she was leftover drunk from the night before. I also thought maybe she was an eating/driving dumb ass. Well she was a dumb ass nonetheless, but perhaps she was just a dumb ass who can't do anything else while driving, like eat, talk on the phone, turn on the wipers, listen to the radio, etc.
Fools.
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