1st Weird Dream of 2007

I had plans to have dinner with an old friend that I hadn't seen in years, so I wanted to look nice. The problem was that I was busy hiking and doing dirty construction like work with my family all day. By the time we were done for the day I was a smelly gross mess and felt dingy and in need of a big shower. Unfortunately, my watch had stopped sometime throughout the day and I was running late for dinner. I ran (yes, ran) to town and met up with my friend. I said I'd be right back and went into the lady's room to clean up as best I could. I stripped down to my bra and rinsed off in the sink with that gross pink soap. I then noticed that someone had left all their toiletries (deodorant, makeup, hairbrush, etc) on the counter above the sink. I looked around and decided to go for it. I brushed my hair and then decided, that since it was there, I might as well put on some make up. This make up was weird though. It was more like office supplies than make up. I painted whiteout onto my face and then lined my eyes with a sharpie marker. I looked like a clown, but in the dream I felt pretty and ready to go. Strange.

Picture: Rene Magritte Painting